This is Arks Retirement Speech.
Thats right… I’m finally retiring from all armies except MCP. I’ll explain why I retired at the end.
People:
Spacey: You were always nice to me on CP. When I first came on chat, everyone welcomed me there. Good Luck with Life (even though you thought I was 9 xD) P.S. I stopped being a noob once you retired
Santa: You are a funny, deceptive, arrogant, pirate loving, dysfunctional Friend. Good luck with your bucket account lol.
Ownage: You forced me to put you up here xD. You always joined every army I ever made, and are a good friend
Wii Mountain: Darn Tootin! You were some guy. We had our spats, and eventually your main goal was to annoy me but, hey idc. Good luck with your company Wii Mountain Dew. I drink some everyday.
Raven: You might be the nicest person in WW history. I remember my 170 day birthday party on CP. That was wierd, but fun. Whenever I go insane, (like today -.-) You always say “be nice ark (D)”. It does a great job calming me down. I will always remember you as the person with 2.5 hugs in stock every day. Remember, purple rocks.
Supperz: I love annoying you. I am obsessed with irritating you. But you are one of my best friends, and one of the nicest people in WW. I always loved to annoy you to the point where you freaked out, until you got boot *shudders*. I will always remember you as the guy that sounded like he was gonna eat supper. Good luck with BP! It’ll be HUGE one day.
Bleu Missy: POSER!!!! xD You were always a good friend in an emo way. I enjoyed the sleep over bye the way. Good luck with you and
Luc: BOOT BOOT BOOT BOOT. I remember us being Co Leader together in WW. AT chat, the GAME OF FAME. Good luck with MW and maybe WW. I remember talking to you about washington D.C. I remember when you thought I was trying to get you fired and we had that whole fake war. That was fun for some reason.
Mgm: You were always cool and nice, In AT you always pointed out things and was supportive. Another one of my best friends.
Spartan: Ik you wont look at this xD. Ik you in real life, so I can hang with you. You were a good Co Leader in WW. Remember, Fever Forever BB never!
Sorry if I didn’t list your name… So many names so little time. Now, for why I retired. Raven, ik you wont agree with me on this….. but idc sorry.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
I cant take it anymore!!!!!! I WISH I HAD NEVER GONE ON WW CHAT! I LIKED IT WHEN I WAS JUST A NOOB RUNNING AROUND ON CP!!! I COME ON WW CHAT FOR THE FIRST TIME, PEOPLE START TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK THE SECOND I COME ON. AHHH. I LIVE A FEW DAYS IN WW CHAT AS A NOOB. AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I GET ACCUSED OF SOMETHING FOR NO REASON. I DIDN”T DO WHAT I WAS ACCUSED OF ASK BLEU.
SECOND. AFTER THAT EVERYONE TREATS ME LIKE CRAP. I GET DEMOTED FROM MY RANK AS CO LEADER TO HEAD WARLORD. I TRIED TO GET MY RANK BACK BECAUSE IK I HADN’T DONE ANYTHING, THEN I GET SCREAMED AT BY SPACEY,AND THEN WAS GUESTED. I MADE MY ARMY CALLED THE AT. I MENTIONED THAT I QUIT WW AND MADE MY OWN ARMY, MGM ASKS “whats it called” I TELL HER IT’S CALLED THE AT. SHE WANTS TO JOIN. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO SAY SHE COULDN’T JOIN? WELL, I GET BANNED FROM WW CHAT, AND TOLD TO NEVER TALK TO ANY WW EVER AGAIN. I GET CUSSED OUT BY SPACEY AND WII, AND THEY SEND TWO OF MY BEST FRIENDS AFTER ME TO BE SPIES. (Alpha,Santa). THEN SOMEBODY TOLD LUC THAT I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM FIRED. HE DECLARES WAR ON AT, AND WE HAVE TO FIGHT LCP. WE CALL IT A TIE IN THE END. (There is only so much I can take) AFTER THAT, I STILL GET ABUSED ON WW CHAT. FINALLY FALSE REPUTATION SPREADS TO OTHER CHATS. I GET ABUSED ON MOST CHATS NOW.
WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT SANTA THREW A WHOLE SCHEME TO GET ME FIRED. HE PRETENDED TO BE MY FRIEND SO HE COULD GET INFORMATION FROM ME, THAT HE COULD TWIST AND USE AGAINST ME. HE TAKES MY CO LEADER SPOT. AND TELLS ME HE PLANNED IT ALL OUT.
TODAY: I CAME ON CHAT. APPARENTLY SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED WITH LUC AND SPACEY. I SAID THAT SPACEY SHOULDN’T BE IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF WW WHEN SHE IS RETIRED. GREEN TOLD HER I SAID THAT AND SHE STARTS CUSSING ME OUT. I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SPACEY.
YOU CAN RECOGNIZE THAT I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND WII
I’m sorry, I cant take it anymore. I’ve really had enough…. Dont get me wrong. Most of you all are great people. MOST of you.
Ark edit: Dont comment on this, you can talk to me on chat.